The Case Of The Decapitated Valentines Teddy

On Tuesday, February 19th, 2012, at approximately 10:30am, a 64 year old man came upon a decapitated pink teddy bear.

When asked to describe the scene, he said: “I came out of my bedroom and as I went to walk through the living room, I saw the headless body of a plush, pink teddy bear lying in front of the television stand. nearby, I saw white fluff, but did not notice the head of the Valentines teddy”.

When asked if there were any witnesses to his discovery, he said: “I saw a young woman sitting on the couch surrounded by her four guilty looking retrievers.”

When questioned, the woman declined to point any fingers.

When the other four witnesses were asked what they had seen, each of the retrievers looked at the calico cat sitting on the television stand.

A pink Valentines teddy bear was found decapitated and gutted in front of the television stand, and according to the retrievers…the cat did it.


  1. Hmm, I think we either have a Scooby-Doo mystery or a rousing game of Clue to play here!
    I say it was Rogue, in the living room, with her teeth and her paws to hold it down.

  2. And this is me making sure I get follow up comments… Nothing to see here! lol

  3. *sniffle* I know they saying the cat did it but the cat is so sweet and quiet, I just can’t imagine something so horrible being done by that cat. I bet one of them there dogs did it and they just trying to blame the poor cat.Looks to me like the injuries on that poor teddy hhada been done with bigger teeth than that there cat has got, you ask me. *wail* The cat can’t have done it! I’da seen it com in!

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