I got this from a friend via e-mail, so thought I’d share it here, to bring a little Christmas spirit.
If you see a fat man
who’s jolly and cute
Wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit
And if he is chuckling
and laughing away
While flying around
In a miniature sleigh
With eight tiny reindeer
To pull him along
Then let’s face it
Your eggnog’s too strong!
Hilarious – love it!